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carfuckerlynch:

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

elodieunderglass:

shittydinosaurdrawings:

shittydinosaurdrawings:

shittydinosaurdrawings:

The triumphant goodmorning tale of ME versus the extra sleep trap. After over a week of shameful losses I finally won today!

Also here is an illustrate of the nighttime end of it:

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I was slipping again for a while but my sleeps are good this week! Yay!

once again I was bad about sleeps for a long time but this past week I have done good early sleeps woken up at 7 or so which is good. it is 9:03 right now so must get ready for do sleep soon.

wow this dinosaur really got things done this week! I’m happy for them!

blueliion:

barduils:

me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

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my long-suffering friends and followers:

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That one mutual who shares all of your new interests 

tallowjones:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”

sounds more like you talked to an old god more than a weird dream.

stuff-n-n0nsense:

Shortly after this, Colbert said to her, “I can’t understand what you’re saying when you say it, but even if you didn’t have a translator I would follow you to a cult compound and never leave” and tbh same

postmarxed:

chauvinistsushi:

writing-prompt-s:

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

too much

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

pisboy:

pisboy:

i found this card unopened in a drawer in my bedroom

reblog this in 10 seconds and you will find a mysteriously unopened card with $100 and you will also finally graduate middle school

black–twitter:

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